A huge number of environmentalists believe that the earth is a living organism, watched over by the pagan goddess Gaia. So what a shock - Gaia demands her men, on Earth, be reduced to henpecked, metrosexual noodles. Manliness makes Gaia angry, environmentalists state, "and we wouldn't like her when she's angry, because she'll turn into a green monster and start smashing everything to bits."

Good Lord... that explains Al Gore I guess...

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