First, excuse me while I try to stop laughing... OK OK... I've stopped now. Bwaahhhaa No I haven't... this is just too rich!

OK, here it is... An agriculture professor at the University of Melbourne, Snow Barlow, said "humans were taking up too much of an important natural resource."

She continued, saying that we were grabbing up too much sunlight and not sharing it. "We're probably being a bit greedy", she concluded.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA - yes folks, you too can be a professor and still be completely out of your mind.

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