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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Global Warming IS the Boogie Man

I've heard it all now.

Recently, one news article after another has been flowing freely from the font of the GREEN MAFIA. Now, it comes to this: GLOBAL WARMING INCREASES TERRORISM. Click HERE for this outrageous baloney news article that happens to appear in CNN's POLITICS section (not SCIENCE as you might have suspected).

To date, GLOBAL WARMING is blamed for creating bad breath, terrorism, bee death, floods, tornadoes, hurricanes, mental illness, poverty, laziness, angry people, death of all animals, death of all humans, death of the universe, lack of life on Mars, flies, declining religious belief, UFOs, earthquakes, farts, job loses, the economy, clouds, and well, you can see where I'm going with this.

I've not mentioned the WEATHER WAR people, or the mysterious SCALAR FORCES nutcases, or the CHEMTRAIL imbeciles, or the CROP CIRCLE fruitcakes, or the HAARP conspiracy fools, or the UFO ABDUCTION rejects... but they're ALL tied in with supporting the Global Warming myth and Al Gore is their quasi-religious leader. After all, Mr. Gore did invent the internet and pretends to be a scientist when all he's really accomplished in life is squander daddy's money, drink bear in college, and ride Clinton's coat-tails. Ugh.

My oh my how CNN does love Al Gore!

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